Thursday, July 5, 2007

Why Choose an IT Guy?

  • we can 'plug-n-play'
  • we are used to (your) looping statements
  • our 'hardware' can always meet your 'system requirements'
  • our 'input' devices can also 'generate outputs'
  • we don't have biological 'viruses'
  • our rj-45 "jack" can fit into any port
  • we can "do-while", and "switch"
  • your <body>sexy</body> is great
  • we can do it on that desk(top) or on my lap(top)
  • we can never have 2 girlfriends, we can only count from 0 to 1.