Sewing and Cooking

How the fuck does this thing have more parts than the human skeletal system?

Back in high school, we were forced to learn sewing and cooking. For me, Home Economics is comparable to Philippine History. You both learn them to survive after failing college.

Home Economics:
You can always make a living sewing and doing repairs on worn-out pants and shoes. You can also setup your own 'carinderia' and serve 'pangat' (pangatlong init) to tailors to make money.

Philippine History:
You wait for the May 2010 elections and vote for Noynoy Aquino because his parents are 'historical heroes'. You always blame the government for being corrupt when you yourself do not have a job nor pay taxes -- yet you demand assistance from the government like it owes you.