Oh come on people! Enough with the TSUNAMI scare. It's not like you'd get your houses and asses washed away into the sea, you're in freaking Central Luzon dammnit. Get real. Stop copy-pasting nonsense just for the sake of updating your wall. Keep it real and just say a short prayer for all of us. Enough of this nonsense.
i dareth thee Poseidon, striketh my dry asseth with thy harmless sprinkles. my ass resides on the dryeth land of central luzon.