today i find myself trying to save something that has already fallen. (my blog)
"wala pang five minutes!!" this expression is often uttered when a piece of food is dropped on the floor. people believe that dirt/germs won't be able contaminate that piece of food if it is picked up in less than five seconds.
"sayang kasi, pwede pa naman." it would be a shame if i just let it go to waste. i feel that i can still write if i exert enough effort and will. from "fighting spirit" to "fighting pilit" i am trying to revive this blog for my friends, my readers, and visitors.
i must confess that i have lost interest in blogging. one of the reasons why i started a blog was because i found a lot of potential readers and that i was active in chatrooms and forums. i seem to have lost interest in chatting because of the same-ol' same-ol' shit. and because pRO started to suck christmas balls thanks to the shitty management of level-up philippines. i have lost all interest in pRO and ragnaboards. i have moved on to a better server.
and because of my inactivity, i do not feel the excitement and the thrill of writing a new article. the comments and reactions from the readers are the things that fuel me into writing, but because i have grown uninterested and lazy in chatting and posting in forums, this blog has been abandoned.
again, please forgive me for causing you disappointment and boredom everytime you visit this blog. i will try to make new articles as soon as possible and i will try to save this blog from rotting away.
"pwede pa yan, wala pang five minutes."
Saturday, December 15, 2007
Friday, November 9, 2007
Old Trick Questions
back in highschool we used to play a game of trick questions. i have no idea where the story originated from, but somehow, most of the kids at that time knew of it.
question 1: "how do you put an elephant inside a refrigerator (in three steps)?"
answer: "1.) open the door of the fridge, 2.) put the elephant inside, 3.) and close it."
after giving the answer, we divert to another topic or tell jokes.
question 2: "the airplane's engines are failing and we need to lighten the load, what do you throw away to save the plane?"
answer: "the refrigerator" (why? the goddamned elephant is in there!")
again, tell a joke or come up with a new topic.
question 3: "tarzan needed to rescue jane, and he calls forth all the animals in the jungle. who was not present among all the animals?"
answer: "the elephant" (he is still inside the fridge)
tell another joke.
then hit them with another trick question.
question 4: "you are lost in a swamp and you have to cross it.
you saw a sign saying, "beware of crocodiles, do not cross"
what do you do?"
answer: "just swim across, there are no crocs. (tarzan called all the animals earlier)
now for the finishing move.
question5 : "two lovers were sitting on a bench, it was night time and nobody else can see them. as things became hot and heavy, everything went black and they were found dead the next day. "what was the cause of their death?"
answer: "the refrigerator killed them"
Thursday, November 1, 2007
Paying Respects
the beauty of being a mortal can be compared to a short story being told at bedtime. it is beautiful because it has a happy ending, it is beautiful because there is something learned and shared in such a short time. though it doesn't last forever, we can appreciate it because we can see hope... --that through the hardships and struggles there will always be a brighter day ahead. great as the story is, there is always an end to it. --a "happily ever after".
we close our eyes and look forward into the next day. we go to sleep with a smile, inspired by the bed time story, inspired by the persons who shared their lives with us.
the story may have ended this night, but tomorrow it will be our story... a story inspired and touched by those who passed on before us.
we may not be able to think of them every single day, but their values and memories will always stay in our hearts, giving us the strength to face the days ahead... so that someday, our story may inspire and touch lives too.
it's always better to visit them than the other way around (them visiting you).
Friday, October 26, 2007
Another Environment-Friendly Reminder
well there hasn't been enough environmental care topics here on philippine rabbit, so, i would like to make this post as environmentally friendly as possible. today, we tackle the issue of using toilet paper.
paper, as we all know is a product made from trees. and though trees are abundant in our forests, their numbers quickly diminish due to the high consumption and demand for paper and wood-based products. (this is inversely proportional to the female's demand for morning wood.)
another scarce resource would be potable water. as we know, water is a virtually limitless due to the fact that the earth is composed of 70.8% water, 29.2% land, and 90% idiot-inhabitants (see: yourself). drinkable water is only at 1% of the total water supply on earth. yes, it is limited. restrooms in malls, restaurants, and gasoline stations should at least post a slogan about conservation.
something like..
"save paper and use water, but use paper to save water"
Wednesday, September 5, 2007
Entertainment
its funny how people fuss over wowowee and eat-bulaga. what i find entertaining here are not the shows but the people who argue about what was created to entertain them.
the media only produce things that mediocre people find entertaining. sadly, the media does not help in the development of its viewers.
it's good business to cater to the common idiot (rather than to persuade the audience to watch informative shows that can inspire and promote intelligence). you just have to come up with upbeat-and-meaningless songs and mix it with sexually suggestive dance steps.
these shows from the media, these songs from so-called artists, these things that we call entertainment can ensure that we degenerate back to the fur-covered-dung-hurling primates that we once were.
the media only produce things that mediocre people find entertaining. sadly, the media does not help in the development of its viewers.
it's good business to cater to the common idiot (rather than to persuade the audience to watch informative shows that can inspire and promote intelligence). you just have to come up with upbeat-and-meaningless songs and mix it with sexually suggestive dance steps.
these shows from the media, these songs from so-called artists, these things that we call entertainment can ensure that we degenerate back to the fur-covered-dung-hurling primates that we once were.
Monday, September 3, 2007
I Lost a Girlfriend
two years ago i started writing a fanfic for my home server in pRO. the reason why i stopped writing was because my girlfriend broke up with me...
due to lack of inspiration and a broken heart, i lost interest in writing. well, that was two years ago. today, i would like to share with you how we broke up and our last exchange of text messages.
day A: we went to manila to meet up with our guildmates.
day B: i was having lunch at a "carinderia" when my friends came over and asked me to go boss-hunting.
day C: and every wednesday.
well... she finally got fed up and broke with me after a month. (and got herself a new boyfriend after a few months.)
day Z: i only had 50 pesos in my wallet (which i could use to purchase an 8-hour prepaid gaming card)
after months of no communication whatsoever, she texted me... the message/quote was something like... she does not really love the person that she's with, and that she still loves me, but she can't do anything because she doesn't want to break anybody's heart
seeing it as an opportunity, i erased all thoughts of topping-up for my game and i ran to the nearest "sari-sari" store and bought prepaid credits for my cellphone instead. i was so happy and i immediately sent her a response.
Shit.
due to lack of inspiration and a broken heart, i lost interest in writing. well, that was two years ago. today, i would like to share with you how we broke up and our last exchange of text messages.
day A: we went to manila to meet up with our guildmates.
early in the morning at around 8 o'clock, we took the bus for manila and headed to our guild's home-base for an eb (eye-ball/meeting). we stayed, had a little chat, pk-ed some players, and conquered some castles. after woe (war of the emperium), my guildmates insisted that i get my hunter to level 99. (i was at level 98 back then.) after spending some hours in the guild dungeon, mvp-ing, and player-killing i finally had my mighty blue aura. that was the greatest moment of my ragnarok online life.
i stood up and thanked my guildmates for helping me reach perfection. we had a couple of laughs and then my cellphone suddenly rang... yes, you guessed it right. my gf was mad because i did not text her the entire day and she even demanded that i go home at that very hour.
i stood up and thanked my guildmates for helping me reach perfection. we had a couple of laughs and then my cellphone suddenly rang... yes, you guessed it right. my gf was mad because i did not text her the entire day and she even demanded that i go home at that very hour.
day B: i was having lunch at a "carinderia" when my friends came over and asked me to go boss-hunting.
there i was having a peaceful meal when my girlfriend called up and asked me to come over. being the good boyfriend that i was, i told her that i would be there in an hour. after finishing my meal, my friends came over and asked for help in hunting down mvp monsters. since i had 30 minutes to spare, i joined them. we took down a couple of bosses... and then some.. and then some more... and i totally forgot about our date.
day C: and every wednesday.
let's put the blame on level-up for scheduling woe on wednesdays. because wednesday is "watch-a-movie-with-my-girlfriend-day", we often argue and debate about finishing the movie.
well... she finally got fed up and broke with me after a month. (and got herself a new boyfriend after a few months.)
day Z: i only had 50 pesos in my wallet (which i could use to purchase an 8-hour prepaid gaming card)
after months of no communication whatsoever, she texted me... the message/quote was something like... she does not really love the person that she's with, and that she still loves me, but she can't do anything because she doesn't want to break anybody's heart
seeing it as an opportunity, i erased all thoughts of topping-up for my game and i ran to the nearest "sari-sari" store and bought prepaid credits for my cellphone instead. i was so happy and i immediately sent her a response.
me: "bakit hindi ka pa bumalik?"
her: "ha? sorry wrong send... sorry ha, naka send to all kasi."
her: "ha? sorry wrong send... sorry ha, naka send to all kasi."
Shit.
Thursday, July 5, 2007
Why Choose an IT Guy?
- we can 'plug-n-play'
- we are used to (your) looping statements
- our 'hardware' can always meet your 'system requirements'
- our 'input' devices can also 'generate outputs'
- we don't have biological 'viruses'
- our rj-45 "jack" can fit into any port
- we can "do-while", and "switch"
- your <body>sexy</body> is great
- we can do it on that desk(top) or on my lap(top)
- we can never have 2 girlfriends, we can only count from 0 to 1.
Friday, May 25, 2007
Filipino Time
i hate long lines... two of them are: the long yellow-brown skid marks on my tighty whities (see: underwear stains), and enrollment.
there we are, waiting and standing in front of the office. waiting for the goddamned door to open at exactly one o'clock pm (as we were told. and as scheduled.) the clock ticked 1pm... we peered through the glass window to see if there are any people inside. to nobody's surprise, nobody was inside. a security guard walked towards us at around 1:10pm and he asked us to please wait patiently.
it was only at 1:30 that they let us in.
i have a hunch on how the filipinos lost in battle. why the uprisings failed, and why the filipinos always lost to their conquerors.
because they were never on time.
pinoy captain: "we have successfully stolen some rifles and ammunition from the enemy sir."
pinoy general: "good, have your men ready. we attack at sundown."
pinoy captain: "eat hearty men, for tonight we dine in hell."
*30 minutes before sundown*
pinoy general: "i trust you and your men are ready now."
pinoy captain: "where is pedro?"
pinoy soldier: "i think he's going to be late sir"
pinoy soldier to his fellow pinoy soldier: "where is juan?"
*another pinoy soldier murmurs* "goddamnit those guys are always late"
*attack begins*
pinoy general: "goddamnit captain, we are losing our men. where are the reinforcements?!"
pinoy captain: *looks at his watch and shakes his head*
there we are, waiting and standing in front of the office. waiting for the goddamned door to open at exactly one o'clock pm (as we were told. and as scheduled.) the clock ticked 1pm... we peered through the glass window to see if there are any people inside. to nobody's surprise, nobody was inside. a security guard walked towards us at around 1:10pm and he asked us to please wait patiently.
it was only at 1:30 that they let us in.
i have a hunch on how the filipinos lost in battle. why the uprisings failed, and why the filipinos always lost to their conquerors.
because they were never on time.
pinoy captain: "we have successfully stolen some rifles and ammunition from the enemy sir."
pinoy general: "good, have your men ready. we attack at sundown."
pinoy captain: "eat hearty men, for tonight we dine in hell."
*30 minutes before sundown*
pinoy general: "i trust you and your men are ready now."
pinoy captain: "where is pedro?"
pinoy soldier: "i think he's going to be late sir"
pinoy soldier to his fellow pinoy soldier: "where is juan?"
*another pinoy soldier murmurs* "goddamnit those guys are always late"
*attack begins*
pinoy general: "goddamnit captain, we are losing our men. where are the reinforcements?!"
pinoy captain: *looks at his watch and shakes his head*
Saturday, May 19, 2007
Without Greetings
the sun hits you in the face and you wake up on a/your special day. --a birthday, a graduation day, new year, christmas, mother's day, father's day, or just about any "special day" wherein a celebration is in order.
you walk out of your room and join the table for breakfast. --everybody greets you "good morning" and you smile back.
in our family... nobody really greets you on a/your special day. nobody gives away cards or even a text message, not even a hint of "a special day greeting". well... i got a testimonial from my younger sister on my birthday. :p
well, that sucks right? that day comes only once a year and you don't even get a greeting from your own family.
well, let's just say nobody wants to get old. if you remember every single greeting you get every year, and try to sum them up --you'd feel really old. real old. and maybe it's our way of not putting pressure on one another. can you remember family reunions? relatives greet you "happy holidays" and then proceed to stick their noses into your business. compares you to every successful bastard in the family and asks you how would next year go? would you still be the same or would you be successful? (translation: join them next year in criticizing other family members.)
but in our family... (my bro-in-law, my elder sister, my 2 nieces, my nephew, my sister, and me)
there's no need for greetings.
yes, another year passed but nobody is expecting you to change much, because they love the way you are. that is why you smile and join them at the table happy and content. --without greetings.
---
oh and we neither say sorry.
click here for redkinoko's no sorry.
you walk out of your room and join the table for breakfast. --everybody greets you "good morning" and you smile back.
in our family... nobody really greets you on a/your special day. nobody gives away cards or even a text message, not even a hint of "a special day greeting". well... i got a testimonial from my younger sister on my birthday. :p
well, that sucks right? that day comes only once a year and you don't even get a greeting from your own family.
well, let's just say nobody wants to get old. if you remember every single greeting you get every year, and try to sum them up --you'd feel really old. real old. and maybe it's our way of not putting pressure on one another. can you remember family reunions? relatives greet you "happy holidays" and then proceed to stick their noses into your business. compares you to every successful bastard in the family and asks you how would next year go? would you still be the same or would you be successful? (translation: join them next year in criticizing other family members.)
but in our family... (my bro-in-law, my elder sister, my 2 nieces, my nephew, my sister, and me)
there's no need for greetings.
yes, another year passed but nobody is expecting you to change much, because they love the way you are. that is why you smile and join them at the table happy and content. --without greetings.
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oh and we neither say sorry.
click here for redkinoko's no sorry.
Saturday, May 5, 2007
The Urdr Fanfic
This fanfic was inspired of course by that Legendary “Alamat ni Pritong Kandule”
Ang fic na ito ay katulad din ng Alamat ni Ninong pero with the twists of Player-Kill na enabled
dito sa server natin.
Isang araw may isang novice na isinilang sa bayan ng Payon, ang pangalan niya ay B>Php.
‘Amft!!” ang unang salita na lumabas sa bibig ng ating bida. “Bakit walang ka tao tao dito?
Habang tinitignan niya ang mga taong gumagala sa siyudad ng Payon ay bigla siyang
napatawa. “Bakit ang daming mukhang bote ng Yakult dito?!”
Linapitan niya ang isa sa mga ito at biglang tinapik sa likuran, ‘Hoy! ano ba ang job mo?"
wika ng ating bida. “Isa po akong Acolyte at magiging Monk po ako”
Hindi naitindihan ng ating bida kung ano ang Acolyte at lalo na kung ano ang Monk...
kaya binatukan na lamang niya ang kawawang Acolyte at umalis na para maghanap ng job
“Hmm kailangan ko muna palang humanap ng zenny, Malas naman bakit kasi walang tao dito
sa lugar na ito.”
Sumigaw-sigaw ang ating bida ng ‘Buying Php Pampanga Area!!” ngunit tila walang
pumapansin sa kanya... ‘Aba mga tae ang mga tao dito, Mataasan nga ang presyo para
may lumapit" sabay sigaw na “T> all my baon sa skul kapalit ng zeny ninyo!!”
May lumapit na isang Hunter na nagngangalang [AC]Kuneho, “Wow Cabalen” wika ng Hunter.
Sabay ngiti ang ating bida at sinabing “Buying Php ako!!”
‘Aba mayaman ka ata’ ang sabi ni [AC]Kuneho. (Kung buying Php siya big sabihin ay dollars
ang pera niya)
“Oo. kuya’ sabi naman ni B>Php. Anong gusto mo? 5 Pesos per M, o ang aking 20 Pesos Top-
Up Card?
Napa /omg ang Hunter at aalis na sana ngunit naawa siya sa kanyang Cabalen.
"Sige kunin ko ang 20 Pesos Card mo para sa 2M” sabi ng Hunter.
“Sige Kuya’,. ang maamong sagot ng ating bida,
“Pero TUF” sabi naman ng Hunter,
TUF? ano kaya iyon? t.. u.. f? “Kuya hindi naman mahirap magtiwala sakin eh! it’s not "tough",
Cabalen mo ako.”
Napakamot ng ulo ang Hunter at nagdemand ng Card Number at Pin Code.
“M1018040730556 D307713F” ang pm ng ating bida kay [AC]Kuneho.
Hindi naman nagdalawang isip ang Hunter at binigay kaagad ang 2M ni B>Php.
“Ayus, may na scam!!” ang boung ngiting sinabi ng ating bida. “Hindi niya alam yun ang card
na pinagload ko ngayon... (Oo, nakuha na niyang magload dahil yung 30 hrs niyang free game
time ay nagamit na niya sa kakaupo sa Payon habang naka Pub ng “Palimos po!! ang Zeny
mo Buhay ko”.)
Dahil may 2m na ang ating bida, pumunta na siya sa Archer Guild at sinabi na nais na niyang magchange job. Ngunit hindi siya pinayagan ng NPC, dahil wala pa siya sa tamang job level.
Nagalit siya sa NPC at tinadyakan ito "tangina ka!" hindi mo ba nakikita na mayaman ako!
Yun lang ang kailangan dito sa Yu-Ar-Dee-ArH.
Naisip ng ating bida na kailangan muna niya ng magagandang gamit at headgear para
pansinin siya ng NPC at gawin siyang Archer. Sinabi din nito na kumuha siya ng Trunks
Dahil sa “Mayaman na" ang ating bida, umupo ulit siya sa payon at nag pub B> Trunks and
Headgears
May pumasok na isang Acolyte at nag offer ng 1.9M para sa isang Mansanas na may palaso sa gitna.
"Aba yan ang sinusuot ng mga Hunter!!” sabi niya sa sarili niya. “Sige kukunin ko” sabi niya sa
Acolyte. Di-neal siya ng Acolyte at nagtype si B>Php doon sa maliit na box sa kaliwa. Dahan
dahan siyang nag-type dahil baka ma-iscam siya,
Pinindot niya ang 1, kasunod ang Period, ang 9 at nagshift pa para malagay ang capital M.
“Aba!!” galit na galit na sabi ng Acolyte
“1900000 ang i-type mo NOOB!!” wika ng Acolyte. “Ah ganoon pala” sabi naman ng ating bida.
"O sige, i-deal mo ulit ako”
Nang i-deal siya ng Acolyte. napasobra ng 0 ang nalagay ng ating bida, ngunit kaagad niyang
napindot ang trade
Umalis na ang Acolyte para magpalevel-up.
Kumapa sa bulsa ang ating bida at napa /omg (Pero lumitaw sa ilalim ng screen niya na "You
have not learned enough skills to use emoticons”) nawawala ang kanyang 2M.
“Ampota!!” na-iscam ako!!... sabay tingin doon sa Mansanas na nabili niya, “T-A-E talaga!!
hindi ko pa pala pwedeng isuot ito! “ may lebel requirement pala... Malas talaga!! Pilit niyang
ipinapatong sa ulo niya ito, kaya nahulog ito sa sahig na bigla naman pinulot ng isang Archer.
Napapaiyak na ang ating bida kaya’t nag Pub na lamang siya habang nagmumukmok
‘Palimos po ng Trunks”
Napaisip ang ating bida..., may 2 hrs na pala siyang nakaconnect at mauubos na ang kanyang
load.
Ano kaya ang kulay ng Trunks na gusto ng NPC na yun? saan naman kaya siya lalangoy at
kailangan niya ng maraming Trunks?”
May lumapit na isang archer sa kanya at binigyan siya ng mga bloke ng kahoy.
“Aanhin ko naman itong mga kahoy na ito?” sabi niya sa Archer,
“Dalhin mo yan sa NPC at kailangan niya iyan” ang tugon ng Archer
"Aba linoloko ata ako ng NPC na iyon ah!!” “Ang mga tao nga naman dito sa Yu-Ar-Dee-Ar ang
susungit at ang dadamot!! buti pa ikaw kuya!” sabi niya sa nagmagandang loob na Archer.
“Urder po hindi Yu-Ar-Di-Ar” ang wika ng Archer, “Tara i-tatank na kita para naman maging
Archer ka na rin”
Tuwang-tuwa ang ating bida at masayang sumunod sa Archer.
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Dahil sa magandang kalooban ng Archer, naging ganap na Archer na rin sa wakas ang ating
bida.
Umalis na ang Archer at nagpalevel-up na... Ang ating bida naman ay namamangha sa kanyang bagong kasuotan. "Ang ganda.., meron na akong iscarf! haha!! mukhang malakas na rin ako sa wakas"
"Sino nga naman ang hindi lalakas eh elam ko ang tamang build ng mga Hunter kaya nga sa
Pee-Kei ako sumali." ”Nasa Strength ang lakas... d ba naman obyus Strength nga eh!!” sabay /gg
Habang naglalakbay siya may nakita siyang Mage na pumapalo ng Willow," Aba ang galing
naman nito may Crit!!”
Sabay sawsaw sa Willow na tinitira ng Mage. “Amp sawsaw!!” sabi ng Mage sa kanya.
"Ikaw nga ang sawsaw eh” sabi naman ni B>Php. Ako ang unang nakakita niyan. meron
akong Bultyurs Ai!!
“Buti pa party nalang tayo” sabi ng ating bida, “Ok sige” ang tugon naman ng Mage
“Ano nga pala ang pangalan mo?", “Ako si Rule” sabi ng Mage. “Ako naman si B>Php ang
Hunter na kakatakutan ng mga PK Players" ang mayabang na sagot ng ating bida.
"Teka nakita ko ang lakas mong mag crit, ang galing mo naman!" ang papuring sabi ng ating
bida, “Siyempre naman" sabi ni Rule. “May SS card ako eh!!" sabay pinakita ang kanyang
wand
"Mukhang mayaman to ah.. di kami mawawalan ng pera may pension pala sa SS to” ang
bumulong sa isip ng ating bida.
Magpalebel na tayo ang sabi ni B>Php sa kanyang bagong minion.
“Opo master” ang sagot ni Rule.
"Pero wala nga pala akong pera" sabi naman ni B>Php, meron ka ba dyan... pahiram muna at
babayaran na lamang kita”, "Ok lang po master” ang pa-cute na tugon ni Rule.
"Pumunta tayo sa Bi-Island balita ko ay madaling makagawa ng pera doon." sumunod naman si
Rule sa kanyang master.
Pagdating nila sa Byalan may mga taong nagpapatayan doon at napakagulo.
"Amft mga WEAK!!” ang sigaw ng ating bida sa mga Players na nageenjoy sa pagpatay. "Hit
me!!” ang nagmamayabang sigaw ulit ng ating bida"
Hindi naman siya matira ng mga players dahil wala pa siyang level 51.
Nang lumingon ang ating bida nakita niyang nakahiga sa sahig ang ka-party niyang si Rule.
*Drama Part* PPPPPPOOOOOOOOTAAAAAAAANGGGG EENAAA inyong lahaaat!! sabay bunot
sa kanyang Pana at Palaso.
"Arrow Shaw..... Natigil ang ating bida dahil may nag Resu sa kanyang kasama. At sabay fly
wing naman si Rule.
Napalingon lahat ng Players sa Priestess na nag Resu kay Rule at siya naman ang binanatan.
Sabay fly wing narin ang ating bida at lumapit na sa kinalalagyan ni Rule.
Pumasok na sa dungeon ang ating mga bida para magpalevel...
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Habang naglalakad may nakasalubong na lalake ang ating mga bida. Nakapink siyang damit at
ngumiti ng matamis habang nakikipag eye-to-eye contact kay B>Php.
"Hi Pogi!" ang malambing na pagbati niya sa ating bida."Ako si Jappy ang Gheylord ng Bi-Island" ang tuloy pa nito. Nagtatankang tumingin ang ating bida sa Gheylord at sinabing "Ano ba ang gusto mo?"
"Matagal na akong nalulungkot dito sa Bi-Island" ang sabi ng Gheylord sa kanya. "Bibigyan
kita ng zenny ngunit kailangan mo akong bigyan ng ligaya” ang dugtong nito.
Nandiri ang ating bida at tumanggi na lamang sa oper.
Naglakad sila papalayo sa Gheylord habang bigla namang natigil ang ating bida dahil
mayroong sumundot sa kanyang pwet. "Aba't bastos ka!!” ang sigaw ng ating bida habang
tumalikod siya para banatan ang sumundot sa kanya. Nakita niya ang isang Hydra pala ang may gawa nito. Titirahin na sana niya ang monster nang may nakita siyang isang Acolyte
na may bitbit na paso.
“Hoy ano ang ginagawa mo dyan” ang tanong ni Rule habang humahandang hampasin ang
Acolyte. “Nanghuhuli ako ng Hydra, gagawin ko itong pet.. Eto o ilalagay ko sa paso"
ang sagot ng Acolyte. Lumapit ang ating bida sa Acolyte at tinignan to mula ulo hanggang paa.
"Mukhang mapapakinabangan ka namin sa party” ang sabi ni B>Php sa Acolyte
“Mayroon ka bang iskill na Heal?” ang dagdag pa niya, “Siyempre meron” ang tugon ng
Acolyte sa ating bida. Sinali ng ating mga bida sa party ang Acolyte dahilan sa wala
na silang pambili ng red pots.
“Ako nga pala si PamusalanDaka” ang sabi ng Acolyte sa mga bago niyang ka-party. Nagisip Si
B>Php na mabagal ang kanilang pagpapalevel-up sa Bi-Island at natatakot narin siya sa mga
ghey na pumapaligid dito, "Mayroon ka bang warp?” ang tanong niya kay PamusalanDaka.
Mayabang na sumigaw si PamusalanDaka ng “Warp Portal!!” at umilaw ang sahig sa tabi niya.
Dali dali namang tumapak si Rule sa ilaw at sinabing “Tignan ninyo umiilaw na ak...” at bigla
siyang naglaho. Walang ibang magawa ang ating mga bida kundi sumunod kay Rule na bigla na lamang naglaho, Ang sumunod nilang nakita ay ang loading
screen na nagsasaad na “Botting is a Crime Period.”
Habang naglalakad ang ating mga bida ay may nakita silang isang higanteng tao na may
alalay din na mga higanteng katulad niya. ”Aba sino yan?!” ang takot na takot na tanong ni
B> Php
“Master, si Ultraman yan!!” ang tugon ni PamusalanDaka. Biglang nagpaulan ng mga
higanteng bola ng apoy ang higante at sabay sabay humiga ang ating mga bida.
(Return to the last save point) nagkita kita ang ating mga bida sa siyudad ng prontera at doon
ay nagpahinga muna sila sa kalye. habang nakaupo sila ay naglabas ng apple juice si
PamusalanDaka. Si Rule naman ay gutom na gutom na. Nang kumapa naman ang ating bida
Sa kanyang pantalon ay naka kuha siya ng isang alcohol. Lahat sila ay gutom na kaya’t
nag-isip
ang ating bida, "Alam ko na!! Shot nalang tayo makakalimutan din natin ang gutom” ang sabi
niya sa kanyang mga-kaparty.
Pinaghalo ni B>Php anf apple juice at alcohol, “Master, ano naman kaya ang magiging lasa
niyan?” ang tanong ni Rule. Aba, parang Gin-Pomelo na rin ito ang tuwang-tuwang sagot ng
ating bida
Masayang nag-iinuman ang ating mga bida nang may nakita silang dalawang grupo na
nagaaway.
Ang mga nakapula laban sa mga naka-asul na bandana. “Talangka!!” ang sigaw ng isang
grupo, "Eslab!!” ang sigaw ng kabila. Sa malayong dako naman ay may sumigaw na "Tau Grasa!!” at may
sumigaw din na “Kubeta Ro!!" nagka-royal rumble sa Prontera,
Hindi makagalaw sa pagka-upo ang ating mga bida sa sobrang takot kaya't nanood na lamang sila sa magaganap na rambol. Habang nagkakabanatan na ang mga grupong ito ay biglang
may
lumitaw na GM at nawarp lahat ng tao sa Orc Dungeon.
"Kung gusto ninyong mag-away ay dito na lang, hindi pwedeng magpatayan sa town” ang sabi
ng GM. Nang mahimasmasan ang mga players ay tinitigan nila ang GM at sabay sabay
na inatake dito.
"pota kayong mga GM!!" ang sigaw nilang lahat habang inuupakan ang kawawang GM.
credits: reichan (for saving a copy and scanning it for me. thankies!! ^__^)
pRO Urdr (my home server)
Urdrians (fanfic natin to!)
Ang fic na ito ay katulad din ng Alamat ni Ninong pero with the twists of Player-Kill na enabled
dito sa server natin.
Isang araw may isang novice na isinilang sa bayan ng Payon, ang pangalan niya ay B>Php.
‘Amft!!” ang unang salita na lumabas sa bibig ng ating bida. “Bakit walang ka tao tao dito?
Habang tinitignan niya ang mga taong gumagala sa siyudad ng Payon ay bigla siyang
napatawa. “Bakit ang daming mukhang bote ng Yakult dito?!”
Linapitan niya ang isa sa mga ito at biglang tinapik sa likuran, ‘Hoy! ano ba ang job mo?"
wika ng ating bida. “Isa po akong Acolyte at magiging Monk po ako”
Hindi naitindihan ng ating bida kung ano ang Acolyte at lalo na kung ano ang Monk...
kaya binatukan na lamang niya ang kawawang Acolyte at umalis na para maghanap ng job
“Hmm kailangan ko muna palang humanap ng zenny, Malas naman bakit kasi walang tao dito
sa lugar na ito.”
Sumigaw-sigaw ang ating bida ng ‘Buying Php Pampanga Area!!” ngunit tila walang
pumapansin sa kanya... ‘Aba mga tae ang mga tao dito, Mataasan nga ang presyo para
may lumapit" sabay sigaw na “T> all my baon sa skul kapalit ng zeny ninyo!!”
May lumapit na isang Hunter na nagngangalang [AC]Kuneho, “Wow Cabalen” wika ng Hunter.
Sabay ngiti ang ating bida at sinabing “Buying Php ako!!”
‘Aba mayaman ka ata’ ang sabi ni [AC]Kuneho. (Kung buying Php siya big sabihin ay dollars
ang pera niya)
“Oo. kuya’ sabi naman ni B>Php. Anong gusto mo? 5 Pesos per M, o ang aking 20 Pesos Top-
Up Card?
Napa /omg ang Hunter at aalis na sana ngunit naawa siya sa kanyang Cabalen.
"Sige kunin ko ang 20 Pesos Card mo para sa 2M” sabi ng Hunter.
“Sige Kuya’,. ang maamong sagot ng ating bida,
“Pero TUF” sabi naman ng Hunter,
TUF? ano kaya iyon? t.. u.. f? “Kuya hindi naman mahirap magtiwala sakin eh! it’s not "tough",
Cabalen mo ako.”
Napakamot ng ulo ang Hunter at nagdemand ng Card Number at Pin Code.
“M1018040730556 D307713F” ang pm ng ating bida kay [AC]Kuneho.
Hindi naman nagdalawang isip ang Hunter at binigay kaagad ang 2M ni B>Php.
“Ayus, may na scam!!” ang boung ngiting sinabi ng ating bida. “Hindi niya alam yun ang card
na pinagload ko ngayon... (Oo, nakuha na niyang magload dahil yung 30 hrs niyang free game
time ay nagamit na niya sa kakaupo sa Payon habang naka Pub ng “Palimos po!! ang Zeny
mo Buhay ko”.)
Dahil may 2m na ang ating bida, pumunta na siya sa Archer Guild at sinabi na nais na niyang magchange job. Ngunit hindi siya pinayagan ng NPC, dahil wala pa siya sa tamang job level.
Nagalit siya sa NPC at tinadyakan ito "tangina ka!" hindi mo ba nakikita na mayaman ako!
Yun lang ang kailangan dito sa Yu-Ar-Dee-ArH.
Naisip ng ating bida na kailangan muna niya ng magagandang gamit at headgear para
pansinin siya ng NPC at gawin siyang Archer. Sinabi din nito na kumuha siya ng Trunks
Dahil sa “Mayaman na" ang ating bida, umupo ulit siya sa payon at nag pub B> Trunks and
Headgears
May pumasok na isang Acolyte at nag offer ng 1.9M para sa isang Mansanas na may palaso sa gitna.
"Aba yan ang sinusuot ng mga Hunter!!” sabi niya sa sarili niya. “Sige kukunin ko” sabi niya sa
Acolyte. Di-neal siya ng Acolyte at nagtype si B>Php doon sa maliit na box sa kaliwa. Dahan
dahan siyang nag-type dahil baka ma-iscam siya,
Pinindot niya ang 1, kasunod ang Period, ang 9 at nagshift pa para malagay ang capital M.
“Aba!!” galit na galit na sabi ng Acolyte
“1900000 ang i-type mo NOOB!!” wika ng Acolyte. “Ah ganoon pala” sabi naman ng ating bida.
"O sige, i-deal mo ulit ako”
Nang i-deal siya ng Acolyte. napasobra ng 0 ang nalagay ng ating bida, ngunit kaagad niyang
napindot ang trade
Umalis na ang Acolyte para magpalevel-up.
Kumapa sa bulsa ang ating bida at napa /omg (Pero lumitaw sa ilalim ng screen niya na "You
have not learned enough skills to use emoticons”) nawawala ang kanyang 2M.
“Ampota!!” na-iscam ako!!... sabay tingin doon sa Mansanas na nabili niya, “T-A-E talaga!!
hindi ko pa pala pwedeng isuot ito! “ may lebel requirement pala... Malas talaga!! Pilit niyang
ipinapatong sa ulo niya ito, kaya nahulog ito sa sahig na bigla naman pinulot ng isang Archer.
Napapaiyak na ang ating bida kaya’t nag Pub na lamang siya habang nagmumukmok
‘Palimos po ng Trunks”
Napaisip ang ating bida..., may 2 hrs na pala siyang nakaconnect at mauubos na ang kanyang
load.
Ano kaya ang kulay ng Trunks na gusto ng NPC na yun? saan naman kaya siya lalangoy at
kailangan niya ng maraming Trunks?”
May lumapit na isang archer sa kanya at binigyan siya ng mga bloke ng kahoy.
“Aanhin ko naman itong mga kahoy na ito?” sabi niya sa Archer,
“Dalhin mo yan sa NPC at kailangan niya iyan” ang tugon ng Archer
"Aba linoloko ata ako ng NPC na iyon ah!!” “Ang mga tao nga naman dito sa Yu-Ar-Dee-Ar ang
susungit at ang dadamot!! buti pa ikaw kuya!” sabi niya sa nagmagandang loob na Archer.
“Urder po hindi Yu-Ar-Di-Ar” ang wika ng Archer, “Tara i-tatank na kita para naman maging
Archer ka na rin”
Tuwang-tuwa ang ating bida at masayang sumunod sa Archer.
---
Dahil sa magandang kalooban ng Archer, naging ganap na Archer na rin sa wakas ang ating
bida.
Umalis na ang Archer at nagpalevel-up na... Ang ating bida naman ay namamangha sa kanyang bagong kasuotan. "Ang ganda.., meron na akong iscarf! haha!! mukhang malakas na rin ako sa wakas"
"Sino nga naman ang hindi lalakas eh elam ko ang tamang build ng mga Hunter kaya nga sa
Pee-Kei ako sumali." ”Nasa Strength ang lakas... d ba naman obyus Strength nga eh!!” sabay /gg
Habang naglalakbay siya may nakita siyang Mage na pumapalo ng Willow," Aba ang galing
naman nito may Crit!!”
Sabay sawsaw sa Willow na tinitira ng Mage. “Amp sawsaw!!” sabi ng Mage sa kanya.
"Ikaw nga ang sawsaw eh” sabi naman ni B>Php. Ako ang unang nakakita niyan. meron
akong Bultyurs Ai!!
“Buti pa party nalang tayo” sabi ng ating bida, “Ok sige” ang tugon naman ng Mage
“Ano nga pala ang pangalan mo?", “Ako si Rule” sabi ng Mage. “Ako naman si B>Php ang
Hunter na kakatakutan ng mga PK Players" ang mayabang na sagot ng ating bida.
"Teka nakita ko ang lakas mong mag crit, ang galing mo naman!" ang papuring sabi ng ating
bida, “Siyempre naman" sabi ni Rule. “May SS card ako eh!!" sabay pinakita ang kanyang
wand
"Mukhang mayaman to ah.. di kami mawawalan ng pera may pension pala sa SS to” ang
bumulong sa isip ng ating bida.
Magpalebel na tayo ang sabi ni B>Php sa kanyang bagong minion.
“Opo master” ang sagot ni Rule.
"Pero wala nga pala akong pera" sabi naman ni B>Php, meron ka ba dyan... pahiram muna at
babayaran na lamang kita”, "Ok lang po master” ang pa-cute na tugon ni Rule.
"Pumunta tayo sa Bi-Island balita ko ay madaling makagawa ng pera doon." sumunod naman si
Rule sa kanyang master.
Pagdating nila sa Byalan may mga taong nagpapatayan doon at napakagulo.
"Amft mga WEAK!!” ang sigaw ng ating bida sa mga Players na nageenjoy sa pagpatay. "Hit
me!!” ang nagmamayabang sigaw ulit ng ating bida"
Hindi naman siya matira ng mga players dahil wala pa siyang level 51.
Nang lumingon ang ating bida nakita niyang nakahiga sa sahig ang ka-party niyang si Rule.
*Drama Part* PPPPPPOOOOOOOOTAAAAAAAANGGGG EENAAA inyong lahaaat!! sabay bunot
sa kanyang Pana at Palaso.
"Arrow Shaw..... Natigil ang ating bida dahil may nag Resu sa kanyang kasama. At sabay fly
wing naman si Rule.
Napalingon lahat ng Players sa Priestess na nag Resu kay Rule at siya naman ang binanatan.
Sabay fly wing narin ang ating bida at lumapit na sa kinalalagyan ni Rule.
Pumasok na sa dungeon ang ating mga bida para magpalevel...
---
Habang naglalakad may nakasalubong na lalake ang ating mga bida. Nakapink siyang damit at
ngumiti ng matamis habang nakikipag eye-to-eye contact kay B>Php.
"Hi Pogi!" ang malambing na pagbati niya sa ating bida."Ako si Jappy ang Gheylord ng Bi-Island" ang tuloy pa nito. Nagtatankang tumingin ang ating bida sa Gheylord at sinabing "Ano ba ang gusto mo?"
"Matagal na akong nalulungkot dito sa Bi-Island" ang sabi ng Gheylord sa kanya. "Bibigyan
kita ng zenny ngunit kailangan mo akong bigyan ng ligaya” ang dugtong nito.
Nandiri ang ating bida at tumanggi na lamang sa oper.
Naglakad sila papalayo sa Gheylord habang bigla namang natigil ang ating bida dahil
mayroong sumundot sa kanyang pwet. "Aba't bastos ka!!” ang sigaw ng ating bida habang
tumalikod siya para banatan ang sumundot sa kanya. Nakita niya ang isang Hydra pala ang may gawa nito. Titirahin na sana niya ang monster nang may nakita siyang isang Acolyte
na may bitbit na paso.
“Hoy ano ang ginagawa mo dyan” ang tanong ni Rule habang humahandang hampasin ang
Acolyte. “Nanghuhuli ako ng Hydra, gagawin ko itong pet.. Eto o ilalagay ko sa paso"
ang sagot ng Acolyte. Lumapit ang ating bida sa Acolyte at tinignan to mula ulo hanggang paa.
"Mukhang mapapakinabangan ka namin sa party” ang sabi ni B>Php sa Acolyte
“Mayroon ka bang iskill na Heal?” ang dagdag pa niya, “Siyempre meron” ang tugon ng
Acolyte sa ating bida. Sinali ng ating mga bida sa party ang Acolyte dahilan sa wala
na silang pambili ng red pots.
“Ako nga pala si PamusalanDaka” ang sabi ng Acolyte sa mga bago niyang ka-party. Nagisip Si
B>Php na mabagal ang kanilang pagpapalevel-up sa Bi-Island at natatakot narin siya sa mga
ghey na pumapaligid dito, "Mayroon ka bang warp?” ang tanong niya kay PamusalanDaka.
Mayabang na sumigaw si PamusalanDaka ng “Warp Portal!!” at umilaw ang sahig sa tabi niya.
Dali dali namang tumapak si Rule sa ilaw at sinabing “Tignan ninyo umiilaw na ak...” at bigla
siyang naglaho. Walang ibang magawa ang ating mga bida kundi sumunod kay Rule na bigla na lamang naglaho, Ang sumunod nilang nakita ay ang loading
screen na nagsasaad na “Botting is a Crime Period.”
Habang naglalakad ang ating mga bida ay may nakita silang isang higanteng tao na may
alalay din na mga higanteng katulad niya. ”Aba sino yan?!” ang takot na takot na tanong ni
B> Php
“Master, si Ultraman yan!!” ang tugon ni PamusalanDaka. Biglang nagpaulan ng mga
higanteng bola ng apoy ang higante at sabay sabay humiga ang ating mga bida.
(Return to the last save point) nagkita kita ang ating mga bida sa siyudad ng prontera at doon
ay nagpahinga muna sila sa kalye. habang nakaupo sila ay naglabas ng apple juice si
PamusalanDaka. Si Rule naman ay gutom na gutom na. Nang kumapa naman ang ating bida
Sa kanyang pantalon ay naka kuha siya ng isang alcohol. Lahat sila ay gutom na kaya’t
nag-isip
ang ating bida, "Alam ko na!! Shot nalang tayo makakalimutan din natin ang gutom” ang sabi
niya sa kanyang mga-kaparty.
Pinaghalo ni B>Php anf apple juice at alcohol, “Master, ano naman kaya ang magiging lasa
niyan?” ang tanong ni Rule. Aba, parang Gin-Pomelo na rin ito ang tuwang-tuwang sagot ng
ating bida
Masayang nag-iinuman ang ating mga bida nang may nakita silang dalawang grupo na
nagaaway.
Ang mga nakapula laban sa mga naka-asul na bandana. “Talangka!!” ang sigaw ng isang
grupo, "Eslab!!” ang sigaw ng kabila. Sa malayong dako naman ay may sumigaw na "Tau Grasa!!” at may
sumigaw din na “Kubeta Ro!!" nagka-royal rumble sa Prontera,
Hindi makagalaw sa pagka-upo ang ating mga bida sa sobrang takot kaya't nanood na lamang sila sa magaganap na rambol. Habang nagkakabanatan na ang mga grupong ito ay biglang
may
lumitaw na GM at nawarp lahat ng tao sa Orc Dungeon.
"Kung gusto ninyong mag-away ay dito na lang, hindi pwedeng magpatayan sa town” ang sabi
ng GM. Nang mahimasmasan ang mga players ay tinitigan nila ang GM at sabay sabay
na inatake dito.
"pota kayong mga GM!!" ang sigaw nilang lahat habang inuupakan ang kawawang GM.
credits: reichan (for saving a copy and scanning it for me. thankies!! ^__^)
pRO Urdr (my home server)
Urdrians (fanfic natin to!)
Thursday, May 3, 2007
Ready, Aim, Fire!!
i came across a very interesting fact:
the last drop of male urine...
does not obey the law of gravity...
unless...
SHAKEN!!
does not obey the law of gravity...
unless...
SHAKEN!!
Monday, March 12, 2007
Redirect
I am too lazy to write something today. So, just check out the links to some of my personal favorites on Public Static:
Real Men Swallow
True Merit of a Woman
Playing the Good Guy
Help Keep the Environment Clean
Nazarene Cross
Fishballs and Sticks
Fun with Chopsticks
In the Land of the Chinese
Dr. Man Conspiracy
Terrorism and Alcohol
Urban Legends 101
Still More Idiots on the Road
My Dark Past
Real Men Swallow
True Merit of a Woman
Playing the Good Guy
Help Keep the Environment Clean
Nazarene Cross
Fishballs and Sticks
Fun with Chopsticks
In the Land of the Chinese
Dr. Man Conspiracy
Terrorism and Alcohol
Urban Legends 101
Still More Idiots on the Road
My Dark Past
Sunday, January 21, 2007
Block It
First, go to C:\WINDOWS\SYSTEM32\DRIVERS\etc
Then, open the hosts file with notepad.
You will see this:
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# Copyright (c) 1993-1999 Microsoft Corp.
#
# This is a sample HOSTS file used by Microsoft TCP/IP for Windows.
#
# This file contains the mappings of IP addresses to host names. Each
# entry should be kept on an individual line. The IP address should
# be placed in the first column followed by the corresponding host name.
# The IP address and the host name should be separated by at least one
# space.
#
# Additionally, comments (such as these) may be inserted on individual
# lines or following the machine name denoted by a '#' symbol.
#
# For example:
#
# 102.54.94.97 rhino.acme.com # source server
# 38.25.63.10 x.acme.com # x client host
127.0.0.1 localhost
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We want to block friendster right? this is what you do:
Under the 127.0.0.1 localhost, type:
127.0.0.1 www.friendster.com
It would look like this...
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# Copyright (c) 1993-1999 Microsoft Corp.
#
# This is a sample HOSTS file used by Microsoft TCP/IP for Windows.
#
# This file contains the mappings of IP addresses to host names. Each
# entry should be kept on an individual line. The IP address should
# be placed in the first column followed by the corresponding host name.
# The IP address and the host name should be separated by at least one
# space.
#
# Additionally, comments (such as these) may be inserted on individual
# lines or following the machine name denoted by a '#' symbol.
#
# For example:
#
# 102.54.94.97 rhino.acme.com # source server
# 38.25.63.10 x.acme.com # x client host
127.0.0.1 localhost
127.0.0.1 www.friendster.com
----------
Save the file.
Type www.friendster.com on your internet browser.
Connection refused.
Philippine Rabbit Blog. Saving gamers since January 2007.
Then, open the hosts file with notepad.
You will see this:
----------
# Copyright (c) 1993-1999 Microsoft Corp.
#
# This is a sample HOSTS file used by Microsoft TCP/IP for Windows.
#
# This file contains the mappings of IP addresses to host names. Each
# entry should be kept on an individual line. The IP address should
# be placed in the first column followed by the corresponding host name.
# The IP address and the host name should be separated by at least one
# space.
#
# Additionally, comments (such as these) may be inserted on individual
# lines or following the machine name denoted by a '#' symbol.
#
# For example:
#
# 102.54.94.97 rhino.acme.com # source server
# 38.25.63.10 x.acme.com # x client host
127.0.0.1 localhost
----------
We want to block friendster right? this is what you do:
Under the 127.0.0.1 localhost, type:
127.0.0.1 www.friendster.com
It would look like this...
----------
# Copyright (c) 1993-1999 Microsoft Corp.
#
# This is a sample HOSTS file used by Microsoft TCP/IP for Windows.
#
# This file contains the mappings of IP addresses to host names. Each
# entry should be kept on an individual line. The IP address should
# be placed in the first column followed by the corresponding host name.
# The IP address and the host name should be separated by at least one
# space.
#
# Additionally, comments (such as these) may be inserted on individual
# lines or following the machine name denoted by a '#' symbol.
#
# For example:
#
# 102.54.94.97 rhino.acme.com # source server
# 38.25.63.10 x.acme.com # x client host
127.0.0.1 localhost
127.0.0.1 www.friendster.com
----------
Save the file.
Type www.friendster.com on your internet browser.
Connection refused.
Philippine Rabbit Blog. Saving gamers since January 2007.
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