- we can 'plug-n-play'
- we are used to (your) looping statements
- our 'hardware' can always meet your 'system requirements'
- our 'input' devices can also 'generate outputs'
- we don't have biological 'viruses'
- our rj-45 "jack" can fit into any port
- we can "do-while", and "switch"
- your <body>sexy</body> is great
- we can do it on that desk(top) or on my lap(top)
- we can never have 2 girlfriends, we can only count from 0 to 1.