Another Environment-Friendly Reminder

well there hasn't been enough environmental care topics here on philippine rabbit, so, i would like to make this post as environmentally friendly as possible. today, we tackle the issue of using toilet paper. paper, as we all know is a product made from trees. and though trees are abundant in our forests, their numbers quickly diminish due to the high consumption and demand for paper and wood-based products. (this is inversely proportional to the female's demand for morning wood.) another scarce resource would be potable water. as we know, water is a virtually limitless due to the fact that the earth is composed of 70.8% water, 29.2% land, and 90% idiot-inhabitants (see: yourself). drinkable water is only at 1% of the total water supply on earth. yes, it is limited. restrooms in malls, restaurants, and gasoline stations should at least post a slogan about conservation. something like.. "save paper and use water, but use paper to save water"