back in elementary school, i favored my science subjects among all other subjects. it was fun to discover, experiment, and invent. i even had dreams of becoming a bad-ass villain who uses high-tech stuff to take over the world.
but i didn't know what i should invent to show that i mean business.
but last night, it became clear to me.
i would like to name this plot as: taking over the world (part 1)
there would be two stages for my evil scheme.
first stage: invent something that would help mankind.
behold my (future) invention... *drum roll*... the electronically operated intestines or "elopin".
with this invention, lbm (loose bowel movement) can be prevented. you won't have to deal with the urge of taking a crap at a bad time. with this device you can schedule the time for your next dump.
cool invention huh?
this invention will sell like cellular phones and everybody in the world will be using them.
after a few years i will move to the--
second and final stage:
create a massive emp (elecromagnetic pluse) shockwave and watch the poor unsuspecting victims shit involuntarily.
muahahahahaha!! >:)
