Tuesday, March 28, 2017

Sampernandu

The City of San Fernando is home to 306,659 people according to the 2015 census (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/San_Fernando,_Pampanga). It is also a hub for large bottling companies like the San Miguel Corporation, Coca-cola, Pepsi Cola, Cosmos, and Metrobottling. You may find it surprising that these factories share another common function aside from bottling drinks. Citizens usually take a 'jeepney' (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeepney) to get around town. Our unique way of telling the driver our stop may sound confusing to newcomers. One may assume that we are placing a beverage order. You can always hear passengers shouting 'Coke please', 'Pepsi please', or some other beverage brand to announce their stop.

Thursday, March 2, 2017

Free VPN Browser

Just posting some useful finds. Tired of getting 'blocked content' notifications because of regional restrictions? Skeptical about using free proxy servers? The new opera browser comes with a VPN plugin that masks your IP address to Opera's.

here's the link: http://www.opera.com/computer/features/free-vpn

Sunday, February 19, 2017

The Gray Eraser

As a kid, I have always wondered about the usefulness of an eraser's gray half. Many of my colleagues insist that the rough half is used to erase a pen's marking. I do not share their confidence since I ended up scratching a hole on my test paper when I tried to utilize it for that 'function'.

Friday, July 17, 2015

The 'Pabebe' Generation

*REPOST (SOURCE UNKNOWN)*

SIGNS NA IKAW AY ON THE ‘ROAD TO PABEBE’

• Pa-demure kumain ng mamon pero kapag itlog ng jowa beastmode kung lumamon.

• Post a pic na kita yung cleavage tapos yung caption ‪#‎Respect‬. Anong gusto niyong gawin namin ipagpray mga dede niyo?

• Mahilig kang gumawa ng mga walang kasusta-sustansyang bagay gaya ng ‘Twerk It Like Miley’ video.

• Sa Facebook at Twitter, pabebe. Pero sa outside world mahilig magpadede.

• Galawang pabebe on FB be like:

Comment 1 : Ay ang ganda!
Comment 2 : Thanks po.
Comment 3 : Ganda naman.
Comment 4 : Mana lang po sayo.

Naka pitong jowa ka na pero “Penpen de sara pen mode” ka pa din.
“Pen pen de sara pen, ang dede ko flat pa ren.”

• Maria Clara sa umaga Maria Ozawa sa gabi.

• Magpopost ng ganito,
Paalam na friends. Hirap na ako.Tatapusin ko na ang buhay ko!”.

• Tapos pag nahimasmasan, mag popost ulit,
Sorry sa lahat ng nasaktan ko, lasing lang kagabi huehuehue”.

• Pabebe girls be like:
Magpapaganda ako para mapansin niya ako. Tapos hindi ko siya papansinin.

• Mag popost ng ganito:
Post: “Wala na akong ginawang tama sa bahay na to huhuhu!
Comment: ”anung problema pare”
Reply: “Wala. Hayaan niyo muna akong mapag-isa.”

• Kinu-kuya kuya mo pa tapos lalandiin mo din pala.

• Panay post ka ng, “Monday, please be good to me.” Kahit wala namang pake yung Monday sa’yo.

• Post a status, “Paturo po magDoTA.” Ulul. Paraparaan kang higad ka.

• Pa-sweet ka sa lahat ng mga kausap mo sa chat. “pwede po ba makipagkaibigan.”, “kumain ka na po?”

Puro ka post ng Relationship Goals wala ka namang lovelife at yung Life Goals mo nganga.

• Naka baby bra ka pa lang pero ang galing galing mo ng lumanding leche ka.

• When you introduce yourself during first day of school,

“Hi! Kami ang pabebe girls!!! At walang makakapigil samen!!!

Monday, November 26, 2012

Fairyland

Screw Zoren and Edward. What you did was not a profession of love but prove you have the longer stick. Real men endure, provide, and shut the hell up --not prance around like a gay pony in wonderland. This post goes out to the unsung, unappreciated heroes.

Monday, October 8, 2012

E-Crime

So yeah, cybercrime...

-is like selling e-drugs.
"oh, no!! you've destroyed a lot of "e-buhay" on the internet because of e-drugs."
i'd be selling images of weed and they'd sell like hotcakes on the internet.
"damn, man! i wanna get e-high, let's visit conejo's blog for some e-marijuana." --and print this motha-f***in' weed on paper and smoke it."

-is like spilling your e-sperm all over the internet.
"oh my i've e-impregnated tons of e-babes online. i'mma need to pay "e-child support".

wtf?

on a more serious note, that new law is all good. but i'd say it has to focus more on stopping e-pollution like uploading 10 albums worth of your ugly mugshots (your face and your face alone) on facebook. (please refer to redkinoko's post about waste of cyberspace.) 

Saturday, March 12, 2011

Tsunami Scare

Oh come on people! Enough with the TSUNAMI scare. It's not like you'd get your houses and asses washed away into the sea, you're in freaking Central Luzon dammnit. Get real. Stop copy-pasting nonsense just for the sake of updating your wall. Keep it real and just say a short prayer for all of us. Enough of this nonsense.

i dareth thee Poseidon, striketh my dry asseth with thy harmless sprinkles. my ass resides on the dryeth land of central luzon.

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*repost from my facebook status