Monday, November 26, 2012

Fairyland

Screw Zoren and Edward. What you did was not a profession of love but prove you have the longer stick. Real men endure, provide, and shut the hell up --not prance around like a gay pony in wonderland. This post goes out to the unsung, unappreciated heroes.

Monday, October 8, 2012

E-Crime

So yeah, cybercrime...

-is like selling e-drugs.
"oh, no!! you've destroyed a lot of "e-buhay" on the internet because of e-drugs."
i'd be selling images of weed and they'd sell like hotcakes on the internet.
"damn, man! i wanna get e-high, let's visit conejo's blog for some e-marijuana." --and print this motha-f***in' weed on paper and smoke it."

-is like spilling your e-sperm all over the internet.
"oh my i've e-impregnated tons of e-babes online. i'mma need to pay "e-child support".

wtf?

on a more serious note, that new law is all good. but i'd say it has to focus more on stopping e-pollution like uploading 10 albums worth of your ugly mugshots (your face and your face alone) on facebook. (please refer to redkinoko's post about waste of cyberspace.) 

Saturday, March 12, 2011

Tsunami Scare

Oh come on people! Enough with the TSUNAMI scare. It's not like you'd get your houses and asses washed away into the sea, you're in freaking Central Luzon dammnit. Get real. Stop copy-pasting nonsense just for the sake of updating your wall. Keep it real and just say a short prayer for all of us. Enough of this nonsense.

i dareth thee Poseidon, striketh my dry asseth with thy harmless sprinkles. my ass resides on the dryeth land of central luzon.

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*repost from my facebook status

Saturday, February 26, 2011

Babo Robot

Babo Robot (on top of the Robot), Porac Pampanga

Sunday, December 5, 2010

Violence Against Children on Facebook

Stop changing your goddamned profile pictures with cartoon characters.

I quote: "Change
your Facebook profile picture to a cartoon from your childhood and
invite your friends to do the same. Until Monday (Dec.6) there should... be
no human faces on Facebook, but an invasion of memories. This is [a campaign to stop] (for)
violence against children.‌"

That’s a stupid CHAIN LETTER people! It became a success because of these factors:

1. PITY FOR CHILDREN (because you’re but human.)
2. BECAUSE IT’S COOL TO SEE cartoons from the 80's (and you’re a kid from the 80's.)
3. A DEADLINE (to pressure you into joining. --and for the author to see the results immediately.)

POINT #1: The author used your EMOTIONS (you fucked up little emo.) to captivate you. (this time a chain letter tried to use your emotions instead of fear and you’re unable to distinguish it.)

POINT #2: The author used a trendy/cool way to deliver his message. (“..BUT AN INVASION OF MEMORIES..” how does that connect to saving children? the author just wants to see toons from his/her own time.)

POINT #3: Why is there a DEADLINE? Is there “a SOMETHING DAY DEDICATED to CHILDREN on December 6th? None. Because your cause DOES NOT EXIST people. I don’t think the festival of St. Nicky is the one we’re looking for. If such a thing exists you would be directed to a website for more information/donations. See you can’t even name the organization.

There you have it, you stupid mindless flock of insignificant sheep.

Thursday, November 25, 2010

Ragnarok Private Server

Server Name: Porn-RO


URL:
http://www.porn-ro.net

Rates:
125/80/60

Porn-RO is a mid rate Ragnarok Server (with custom Nude Sprites created by GM-Kisa) that offers a new experience.
We have a lot of Event-NPCs plus very friendly GMs who host events and provide support.
Since we care about balance, donors won't get any superstat, but some very nice custom hentai items.

THIRD CLASS AVAILABLE!!

Hope to see you on the server soon. Come bring your friends!

GM-Destruccion

Saturday, November 20, 2010

New Endorser: Elly Tran Ha

Meet Elly Tran Ha (Elly Kim Hong), the new endorser for philippinerabbit.