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[09:45]conejodelicioso: i've been constipated for months now.
[09:45] conejodelicioso: i think i need to be more "human"
[09:45] Ju: i know its annoying.
[09:45] conejodelicioso: like go sleep, eat, and have a gf.
[09:45] conejodelicioso: that'll probably set things right.
[09:45] conejodelicioso: and make me shit or something.
[09:45] Ju: i know
[09:45] Ju: have you found someone to settle down with?
[09:46] conejodelicioso: no.
[09:46] conejodelicioso: but i'd give it a try if that'd make me shit
[09:46] conejodelicioso: i remember back then i always had the urge to take a crap (involuntarily) each time my gf scares the shit outta me.
[09:46] conejodelicioso: like "hun, im two weeks late"
[09:47] Ju: ahahahaha
[09:47] Ju: ah the call to fatherhood
[09:47] conejodelicioso: fuck you ju. im staying in marlboro country with wild horses, men and cigarettes.
[09:47] Jur: omgeee
[09:47] Ju: you like men
[09:47] conejodelicioso: that didn't come out right.
[09:48] Ju: and WILD horses
[09:48] Ju: i know
09:50] Ju: so wasts new in ur lyf anyway
[09:50] conejodelicioso: nothing's new.. i can't blog, i cant shit, i cant sleep.
[09:50] conejodelicioso: godeffindamnit.
[09:50] Ju: you need to shit 1st if you want to sleep
[09:51] Ju: so you need to relax 1st
[09:51] conejodelicioso: i need to relax.. meaning i need to have sex and sleep.
[09:51] Ju: exactly
[09:51] conejodelicioso: then i'd crap after the girl tells me she's 2 weeks late.
[09:51] conejodelicioso: sounds like a plan ju.
[09:51] Ju: but i think you've been chaste
[09:51] Ju: hmm...
[09:52] Ju: it is
[09:52] conejodelicioso: work is inversely proportional to sex my friend.
[09:52] Ju: any targets?
[09:52] conejodelicioso: i wish i had the time.
[09:52] conejodelicioso: for now im just trying to catch up on my sleep.
[09:54] Ju: you need to poop 1st
[09:54] Ju: dammit.